Look, my parents grew up in the seventies. I’m not saying they were free loving hippies. But they might have been free loving hippies.

They are so huge! Way bigger in person than I thought they would be.

Oh man, doves are so dumb. I mean that in the kindest of ways. But they are stupid creatures. But pretty in motion!

Do you try and rescue them? My house would be full of animals if I had that talent.

I want to strangle that wedding party, man. That just..goddamn. What is wrong with people?

I would have popped it in my carry on bag or something. Will it eventually chew it’s way out? Probably. But it won’t die a horrible death and clog up a toilet...

This. I’ve worked in pet retail. Animals are seen as objects that are easily broken and replaced with zero thought to them being an a living creature with feelings.

I want to punch this girl in the face, honestly... I have zero sympathy for her because SHE FLUSHED A LIVING CREATURE DOWN A TOILET.

My friends absolutely loved that movie and I’ve always been very meh on his films. I hated the few minutes of Pulp Fiction I watched. It was boring bullshit. Still stand by that. Now I just have the moral high ground to defend it.

It’s a tangled yarn ball of awful, really. lol

Blue heeler buddies! I got a nine month old blue. I love her to bits. And that’s exactly why we want to get goats. To clear up all the overgrown patches of land and keep the yard tidy. That and I just love goats and animals in general.

I was worried about that but not..surprised. The internet is full of assholes.

I can’t have a baby. I would spend SO MUCH MONEY on buying them clothes to dress them up in. Gowns, dapper suits, onesies and tiny shoes.

Every so often my ovaries violently notice baby clothing and banshee shriek at me. And I don’t want children.

I feel conflicted on Down’s Syndrome. As a genetic disorder, it’s really not the most godawful things people think it is. But people are assholes. I wouldn’t want my baby to grow up in a world without me and have to face any hatred directed at them just because they are who they are. (Which, yeah, that can happen for…

Let’s be honest, we didn’t expect him to come out and say “Yeah..we did that. Shame on us~ *finger waggle*”

That movie instilled further fear of goats into me because they kind of are the devil. Which is going to make owning them so much fun.

Damn, is he aging good or is it just me?

I’d say I’m used to it but then I look at the comment section of any site like Imgur or Buzzfeed and realize how virulent the hatred is. And it is hatred. Like, bigger people are seen less than human. I can’t figure out which ones are worse, the ones who just generally love ridiculing large people or the ones who hide…

The real heroes are also the poor cashiers stuck working that store. I work a gas station as a part time and I would have noped out of there so fast. My measly pay does not buy me having to deal with looters and having to clean that shit up.