Yeah, but the view is amaaaazing.

File this under “things I didn’t need to know.”

Oh, exactly. If they weren’t racist to begin with, they likely became so. But everything involved with ICE is barbaric and inhumane as hell. Anything with border agents, too. I just...it’s just a freakin border. It’s not worth ruining lives over. I don’t get it.

I’m sorry. I know that’s trite and doesn’t help things. But Jesus Fuck, I am sorry things aren’t better. This hurts my heart. We are in the shittiest timeline right now.

I truly loathe everyone associated with ICE. I really do. I am a humanitarian and can try to have empathy but I feel that these people are using this agency to be racist fuckfaces and I can’t stand that. You can’t tell me anyone signed up with that group with the thought in mind to protect anyone.

I think that would be cute and charming, so therefore not going to happen at Marafucko.

I’d say mother of pearl just because you have an expectation. Plastic spoons are for when you’re picnicking in the Hamptons or whatever it is far wealthier people than myself do.

Oh come on! If soldiers can’t get paid during the shutdown, these chuckle fucks shouldn’t either. Ugh. Also, the outrage I have for the doctor can’t be put into words.

I wish I could give you more stars for this.

If you don’t think this man wouldn’t look a 12 year old in the eye and tell them to get fucked, you don’t know this presidency very well. Oh, it won’t be those specific terms, but close enough. They don’t give a shit about some kid or anyone else that could benefit from legalizing MJ. They want that sweet, sweet money…

To be fair, he is far better looking and actually has some dignity.

You’re never too old to try something new. It might be what you need. And I would consider looking around for some sort of therapist to speak to. Talking does wonders for the mind.

Gods, I’m so sorry. It’s such a trite thing to say, but I am. May your pain lessen with time and his memories shine all the brighter for you.

There’s a whole lot of confusion over the whole “non-verbal cues” thing but she did tell him she wanted him to slow down and that she didn’t want to have sex on the first date. That’s the answer right there. There’s no mystifying “But what could she want??” If the guy isn’t interested in her afterward because he did…

It rates up there with “Well, what was she wearing?”

That was a damn good article. Also, I need a fucking shower now. Gross.

I’d rather eat a Tide pod than vote for Trump.

That we can agree on. But then it just devolves into semantics. Some people wouldn’t understand and use tact, etc.

Isn’t there a Conan game that has some dingling ding-ding dong? Dunno about any sex scenes though.

For me, an asshole is an asshole no matter the color. But in this particular case, there were several incidents of note where white women alienated and got downright hateful with Native American women and BLM members. So, no, I don’t think white ladies need kid gloves when it comes to the next march. They need to learn…