I think that would be cute and charming, so therefore not going to happen at Marafucko.

I’d say mother of pearl just because you have an expectation. Plastic spoons are for when you’re picnicking in the Hamptons or whatever it is far wealthier people than myself do.

Oh come on! If soldiers can’t get paid during the shutdown, these chuckle fucks shouldn’t either. Ugh. Also, the outrage I have for the doctor can’t be put into words.

I wish I could give you more stars for this.

If you don’t think this man wouldn’t look a 12 year old in the eye and tell them to get fucked, you don’t know this presidency very well. Oh, it won’t be those specific terms, but close enough. They don’t give a shit about some kid or anyone else that could benefit from legalizing MJ. They want that sweet, sweet money…

To be fair, he is far better looking and actually has some dignity.

You’re never too old to try something new. It might be what you need. And I would consider looking around for some sort of therapist to speak to. Talking does wonders for the mind.

Gods, I’m so sorry. It’s such a trite thing to say, but I am. May your pain lessen with time and his memories shine all the brighter for you.

There’s a whole lot of confusion over the whole “non-verbal cues” thing but she did tell him she wanted him to slow down and that she didn’t want to have sex on the first date. That’s the answer right there. There’s no mystifying “But what could she want??” If the guy isn’t interested in her afterward because he did…

It rates up there with “Well, what was she wearing?”

That was a damn good article. Also, I need a fucking shower now. Gross.

I’d rather eat a Tide pod than vote for Trump.

That we can agree on. But then it just devolves into semantics. Some people wouldn’t understand and use tact, etc.

Isn’t there a Conan game that has some dingling ding-ding dong? Dunno about any sex scenes though.

For me, an asshole is an asshole no matter the color. But in this particular case, there were several incidents of note where white women alienated and got downright hateful with Native American women and BLM members. So, no, I don’t think white ladies need kid gloves when it comes to the next march. They need to learn…

I’ve worked food business all my life. I stack but I stack in a neat, orderly fashion without making a mountain of dishes. Silverware on top of the napkins (so they don’t have to put their fingers in some nasty food residue) and no squishing food/debris between plates.

If such a comment alienates white women, then we have bigger issues than anything I could say.

Sadly, I’m the same way.

Maybe Canada never fucked up as bad as the US did/does?

I introduced my room mate to this show and she was suitably impressed with the plot. Although, is it just me or did the show forget he had a wife in the later seasons?