Were they taking shots out of his ass? These are the sorts of things we need to know.

I need the particulars on this party. Who is going bare ass at a party and what kind of gathering was this?!

We are not a species meant to last.

That is the bessssssssst.

Ok, I giggled on that one. I’ll admit it.

Made from scratch with a healthy dose of rum and chocolate and it is the Angel’s nectar from above.

It could also be a dream sequence and she could have a vagina full of teeth for all we know. I remember the first game being trippy as shit. I would totally expect to see vagina dentata at some point.

Clickbait is my best guess. I want to know what I have to do to get out of the grays. Do I sacrifice a vegetable, animal, or a mineral?

No, no, you’re thinking infraction.

I mean, technically not wrong but definitely not right either.

Ok, once again you can’t deflate a kayak by removing the drain plug. It’s a drain plug. You drain the kayak of water. Not air.

I have a hate love for her show. Because it’s bad but she goes to so much trouble to make the entire kitchen match in the worst/best way. I have to admire the dedication. And liquor.

I could get links if you want, but honestly the only info I have on it is from google searching. Most shelters are going to (rightfully) vouch for getting pets snipped. Because out of control breeding is a thing. Just for feral cats alone. And even if the health concerns are there, I still got my pup spayed because I…

I’d watch the shit outta that.

Apparently there are documented health risks that spike (8-10 %) if the pets are spayed or neutered. Mostly cancers and hip dysplasia. So some are choosing not to spay or neuter and just be responsible. But the average person is not. I had no idea this was even a thing until I started to research it more.

This is the hacking this country needs.

Now if only it would say “Grab her by the pussy.”

Yeah, but if you think about all the presidents and the ones that were shitty or owned slaves...it starts to put them in a different light. Less awe and profound and more “history sure is a fucked up journey.”

Argleh, I hate those bans. We don’t have any here, thankfully. Some of the apartment buildings and rentals have a ban on large breeds but nothing breed specific.

I’ve seriously thought about it. Her security is shit.