I’m 34 and I’m JUST now getting a job that pays over $10/hr and I still don’t own a home. I do own a cheap car, though. So...yay? I couldn’t afford a friggin baby. Nor do I want one.

Good lord I THOUGHT THAT WAS SHOPPED. AHAHA.

I have a choice of Verizon, Verizon, or...oh! Verizon. I’m fucked.

Even if Satan did/does/whatever exist, by Christian theology, he’s there to punish. Not pilot you into doing bad things. Your own choices lead you there. His whole mythology is to lead to temptation. Not tug you along like a horse to water. Goddamn, people. Read a book.

Did the police even just...pause to think “hey, maybe we shouldn’t put cuffs on a child?”

“Today we no longer recognize the universal truth: that God is the author of our life and liberty. Abortion, sodomy, and materialism have taken the place of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.”

I -knew- the dems were going to lose. We all did. The fact that they didn’t is just...dude.

I don’t think a lot of people get how huge this victory is. Like...it’s really big.

THANK YOU. I don’t even live in Alabama and I was getting nervous.

Coming from a white woman: white women are the devil, man.

Now to work on that rape issue that pops up at festivals...

Too obvious. I give them a 2/10. Would not recommend.

I’ll admit I know nothing more than what the broader strokes are being painted about the man. I should look into that...

An impotent rage is what I’ve been feeling for a long time.

I really don’t want Pence in charge of things...

Because she shouldn’t have to? It was common to date important events back in the day with no time stamps. And there is no such thing as a perfect victim. She’s human. She makes mistakes. Saying her credibility is shot because of one thing rates up there with asking what a rape victim was wearing during the assault.

I want this to happen. God, I want this to happen. How about a Christmas miracle, Christian-God-I-no-longer-follow??

We are so fucked.

Yeah, but that orange donkey turd and his fanbase would have seen it was a big win. I’m just glad he’s not on there.

I’m so fucking stoked. Bring me something good in this shitty, dark times!