That is, hands down, the best SNL sketch of the past 25 years.

Was this an act of malice?

This is why I more or less instinctively avoid any contractor/landscaper with a blinged up bro truck. You're literally advertising how much you're upcharging people.

Wow... $60,000+ for a truck?!?!?

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

don't be shy Gandhi drop those nukes

Videogame development in a big, harsh, rotten nutshell:

that's not what I'm saying, and your poor understanding of our critiques are not helping yourself here. oh well; not my reputation.

maybe not laughs, but this is sickening. you don't question his idea of "consent" at all. the dolphin did not give consent, full stop. what if this was a human woman we were talking about? would you still be as open to the idea? because it is functionally the same.

It seems that you wanted to snag an interview on a provocative subject matter for Jezebel and pulled your punches with him to secure it and to get his permission to run it. That's exactly what it seems like to me.

i do think it's complicated, and if this interview strikes you as me playing him for laughs then we're going to have to agree to disagree

Guys don't dump friends, they just fade away. That way, who knows, down the road your interests might converge and you're friends again. It's a very elastic concept.

Ya sure about that headline? How many ads "in history" have you seen? What hyperbolic clickbait bullshit.

Alternate interpretation: You can only work alone if you can eat two pizzas alone.

P18 Manning

Worst name for a room ever.

Why exactly is it "unfortunate?" One paragraph later, you said the position was too deep and an undrafted free agent outplayed him. Are you suggesting that they were supposed to keep him anyway?