That is, hands down, the best SNL sketch of the past 25 years.

Was this an act of malice?

Well written and researched piece. If there were a cure for depression and cancer, our economy would likely collapse. There's a reason drug companies spend billions on treatments and only millions on cures. Cured patients do not make pharmaceutical companies any money.

Well, the answer to the question is very simple.

Do the splits and use your balls as a brake.

The cool kids had Heelys. For about 5 minutes.

Under a city bus.

This is why I more or less instinctively avoid any contractor/landscaper with a blinged up bro truck. You're literally advertising how much you're upcharging people.

Wow... $60,000+ for a truck?!?!?

Fooling facial recognition for over 7o years.....

Google says the large transparent canopies are designed to control the climate while still letting in light, air, and even some of the great outdoors. "We aim to blur the distinction between our buildings and nature," reads Google's introductory post.

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

don't be shy Gandhi drop those nukes

Videogame development in a big, harsh, rotten nutshell:

Vanessa, you need to do your research. The "proof" of the big bang was found to be incorrect so now we don't believe the big bang ever occurred. Instead Physicists are conjecturing that the Universe never had a beginning, that it's been around for literally forever.

Everything is wrong. Why?. Because photons are half matter and half energy, photons can be diverted by gravity fields and create "gravity lenses", electromagnetic fields can also divert photons, and energy is not forever. As the photons travels billion of miles in deep space, or billion of light years, they slow in…

Unfortunately MS Paint did not have a "college-ruled" filter.

It seems that you wanted to snag an interview on a provocative subject matter for Jezebel and pulled your punches with him to secure it and to get his permission to run it. That's exactly what it seems like to me.