And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

“LeBron Recite NBA Games From Memory For Me, Coward”

If you squint or look quickly, the character in the header image looks like Tim Rogers.  That is all.

They brought Jason in from paternity leave just so he could delay a game again? Wow.

SCHREIER

Honestly, surprised it wasn’t a vape.

This is more embarrassing than my unintentional smear campaign against Sports Illustrated when Kathy Ireland was on the cover.

This was neither fun nor did it come in a bag form.  

The media may not be to blame for that, but they are responsible for the fucked up game of Where’s Waldo I have to play to find the fucking autoplay video blocking the sound from a video I, ya know, actually want to hear.

He's actually standing in this picture. 

Not reliability - battery life and thermal performance.

(fixed it for you)

(fixed it for you)

That is the only rule in football I love. 

Grape Nuts start as a box of crumbs.

Lost in all of this is the fact that the Golden State Warriors once blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals, the championship series in American professional basketball.

A career well-earned - Prost!

We affirm our commitment to being noncommital.

Maybe he should have disguised it as a United States Treasury bond.

There goes my lifelong dream of a Farfetch’d evolution named Unbef’ckinglievable.