I'm thinking something with a more Capt Crunch aesthetic.

Are we really getting Sif as a Pokémon!?

The real fucking bummer is Tales from the Borderlands, which is both the best game from Telltale and the Borderlands IP.

But actually it is, though.  

This is like saying the Beatles are the most overrated band.  It doesn’t actually matter if you’re right or not, because you’re only saying it to pick a boring, tired fight anyway.  

Everybody’s always ready to call Kojima out on his intentionally outlandish (or on the nose) naming system, but no one wants to mention how fucking sick that transforming bike is. SMH

Pls put this on a t-shirt and then send me your Venmo username

So...Raptors in 6?

Ah, the ol' Pete Carroll Special...

Wow. Okay. I would honestly suggest figuring something out to get upset about. It’s really not that bad, for Christ’s sake.

Can someone write a Chrome extension to replace "Pool Boys" with "Liver Lads"?

and gives viewers an emotional reason to root specifically for or against

While incredibly fun to watch (I’ve paid more attention to baseball so far this year than the rest of the decade combined already!) this rotation is going to present some serious issues by mid-season.

List of players who are impossible not to love (EPL edition):

Son is easily my favorite player who doesn’t play for a team I root for. I have absolutely nothing bad to say about the guy, and he’s a heck of a player too!

To all those Spurs Babies, he is Uncle Heung-min.

Right but weren’t those sickly lil’ chicken-dragons? I’m talking about big Balerion/Drogon-sized dragons.

I’m not referring to a particular plantation. What does that have to do with anything?

And everybody just threw them out, because we all know that me and about ten other people are the only people who own a Wii U. :(

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