Largely because it’s physically impossible for him to move slower.

Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

I very much approve of this post!

Dammit, that Paddock story gave me all the feels. 

Damn, dude - you escalated that quickly. Besides, you could be an Orioles fan.

Here is the cash grab example I always use. The cost to park during the last season at Shea Stadium was $10 per car. The cost the next season, the first at Citi Field, was $20 per car, now up to $25. A 100% increase to park in the same fucking lot.

I was never excited about acquiring Shields and not having Tatis really stings now, but he was 17 and rated the 27th best international prospect that year - the league only ranked 30 guys so he wasn’t a huge catch. Signing him seemed very consistent with Kenny Williams “Let’s remember some guys and their families”…

That Dawkins put-back that just rolled off the rim was so damn brutal. You know it’s playing on a continual loop in their heads.

See, it wasn’t sexist to complain about Janet Jackson - it’s about ethics in nipple exposure. 

Barry, I think a lot more than a few of these were trolls. God Bless the Trolls.

Good. I still have time to change the name of my NCAA Tournament Entry to “Vestigial Nipples”. THANK YOU 3032276 from Macedon, NJ!

Can we just appreciate that someone in Garden City, MI actually used “its” correctly?

The actual water cooled 911 

Porsche 911 GT2 RS for sale.

According to a Porsche spokesperson, Porsche Brasil confirms that 37 of its new cars, in route from Hamburg, Germany to Santos, Brazil, were aboard the vessel Grande America that suffered a maritime incident near the coast of Brest, France, on March 12, 2019.

Article VII, Section 12. Paragraph 4:

Angels in the Outfield 2: Angels Still in the Outfield

I went to high school with no fewer than four Mikes Trout.

Why are we pretending that online racists are anything other than racists?