“In Memoriam of Some Guys.”

True Story-

“So bye bye Let’s Remember Some Guys”

Jason, a recommendation:

Yessss Dark Souls 3 is next up for sure.

Lady Maria is one of my favorite boss battles in gaming. The setting, the music, the lore, her animations and fighting style, all of it is combined for a wonderfully stylistic fight. It’s also one of the fairest fights, which is a small con because you spend less time with it compared to others that take you a…

Thats how I feel about Dark Souls 3. Its just so damn good. I love bloodborne but the fact that I can run DS on my computer and get a smooth solid 60 on max settings makes all the difference in a game about footsies and frame times. If Bloodborne ever came to PC I would change my answer. 

In all honesty, Miyazaki is a genius when it comes to directing these games. Dark Souls 1 and 3 (less so 2, sorry 2) bleed charm and atmosphere in every last detail and stitch of the world. There is just so much attention to the minor details that make the world feel desperate, broken, and dying. You’re put into the…

A hunter is a hunter even in a dream.

I’m still wondering out loud how a studio that built a universe as tight and fascinating as the one in the Mass Effect trilogy can crank out whatever the fuck this is supposed to be.

“We’ll never be able to replace Reggie.”

In five years he will still be 31. This isn’t Albert Pujols here.

It’s just stupid BS pushed by sportswriters who don’t want to have to go to Tampa in August (or, depending on the sport, Cleveland in February). No real fans care about the big market teams being in the World Series; all they care about is the teams in the World Series being good and exciting.

fuck u

Yes god forbid a smaller market get a good player

Can the Padres opt out after 5 years if he sucks?

Since the Manfred presser, the (correct) hot take has been “owners are evil for not spending enough money to try and win,” and you’re opening with “let’s turn MLB into the NBA, and have all the great players go to the biggest teams?”

Parks and Rec is the superior show.

You've got a dirty whorish mouth