“Brad” is probably a plant, but I don’t even care. +1 for perfect execution

Ah, so this is Diggler’s Kinja account...

And just think, pretty soon this doofus and the Padres are going to be our only team left in San Diego. What did we do to deserve both Spanos AND Fowler?

I love when satirical television becomes actual incompetence.

I have nothing to add, I just wanted to post this again.

+1 Wolf Ring

If any of you guys were invited on Any Given Wednesday, would you actually do it?

+1 cringe

I started using Dr. Bronner’s peppermint soap (bars) about a year ago, and I’ll never use another bar soap now. If you want to try and recommend a shampoo to him, I like Philip B peppermint & avocado. The smell more-or-less matches the soap, feels great on the scalp, and is just a really high-quality shampoo overall.

But will it blend?

This is a bad gif

+1, came here to make this joke

Some of that description reminded me of Dark Souls, and now I can’t stop thinking about what a Hyrule Souls game might look like. I mean, they made Hyrule Warriors, so we can dream, right?

Well it's not like they made this instead of that, Blood Dragon 2 was probably never going to happen. This looks fun! Let's just be happy about that part of it. #positivity

Counterpoint: Why not both? I look at it as 2-for-the-price-of-1, Simmons puts out his content (which I tend to like), and then we get the Deadspin take (which I also tend to like). Everyone wins!

But can it run Crysis?

+1 Dovakhiin

On the upside, now we can get EVEN FANCIER with our fashion souls because armor stats, which never mattered, now somehow matter even less than before.