Can do Ben! My team of amateur sleuths, the Jihad Squad, is on the case. There’s Nat, our bright and charismatic leader(but if you ask me she’s a bit of a know it all). Then there’s Yancy. Sure he’s always off sneaking a snack but he’s strong as an Ox and has a heart of pure gold. Then of course, there’s Amber. Sure,…

She looks like Jackie Kennedy if Jackie was a dead ringer for Natalie Portman. 1/5 stars would not Portman again.

You understand that dangerously abusive people come to power and maintain that power specifically by focusing your attention on trivial nonsense, right? Like you took World History 101? And studied the Third Reich? And you know that in his country Hitler was not always thought of as a bad guy and people were energized…

I’m so happy that my parents are seeing him and backing the fuck away from everything he’s associated with. Of course, now that I say this I’m sure my everything-truther dad will find a redeeming and salient point in semi-sentient, disappointingly bland salt lick Donald Trump’s latest word salad. In which case I’ll…

I should note that I worked on my college newspaper with one of the white guys pictured above, who’s one of the top editors at THR.

Josh Dallas and Ginnifer Goodwin are at the center of some of my most complex feelings about sub-B level celebrities I don’t really care about.

Starred for everything except your potential cancer...

Sure there is. It’s just that the ‘palm’ isn’t part of the same body as the ‘face’ and my husband gets tired of bailing me out.

Jay was interviewed by The Intercept’s Natasha Vargas-Cooper (who has since joined Jezebel as a senior reporter) last year, where he sounded even odder about whether what he’d said in court was true. And the story rolls on.

Yeah...I don’t think anyone disagrees with that. But we’re talking about the opinion of this Jewish minority and conservative Muslims. They both want to say they’re different, while doing the same things. No one was speaking to the political differences. And anyway..if this ‘tiny minority’ had their way I’m sure…

“In this sense it is no different from the driving ban on women in Saudi Arabia. That it masquerades as a halachic imperative is shameful and disturbing.”

Judith is still allowed to decapitate Holofernes, but G-d forbid she drives to the Assyrian camp.

When are women going to ban men from telling women what the fuck they can and cannot do. That's what I want to know.

“ infiltrated the conference”

My husband saw the commercial and was like “was it filmed on a fake location or did they make all the POC leave while filming?“

Neckbeards gon' neckbeard.

“KJ has unlimited potential. He reminds me of myself at that age.”

Sorry, but next year for your birthday you should rent that dad who spilled wine on the white non-wedding dress.

I teach high school English and never saw gifts that students give me as grubbing or bribery in any way.

Really not sure - that teacher might’ve just had a policy of not accepting them in general - some don’t. Sometimes they start off taking them, but at a certain point (after years and years), they decided that they were tired of disposing of them. Some (more at the high school level) won’t accept anything edible…