If they do this with Creative Suite I will give them one ounce of respect.

Hasn't it been dead since they discontinued swappable batteries a few years back? My school's computer lab wouldn't touch them after that.

Congratulations, iPhone users.

I'll stick to my Zune Pass thanks.

Should have built a turtle fence.

Cue the frickin' lasers jokes.

For too long other lightbulb manufacturers have kept us in the dark.

A lawsuit we can all benefit from.

Animated Joan of Arc FTW!

How do you text stewardesses? Were they girlfriends who knew each other?

Do NOT open the Chamber of Secrets!

On a slightly unrelated note, why am I not surprised Gizmodo hasn't mentioned the Verizon Trophy going on sale today already???

To all the apologists who say that these must've been frequent disrupters, I guess you overlooked/ignored/forgot about the part of the story where they employees clearly stated "I am discriminating against you/I don't want your kind."

Windows Phone 7 is here to welcome you with open arms, on ALL our devices, disgruntled Android Neflix users.

Why isn't this cross-listed with Gizmodo? Actually, we probably don't want to make this day any more apocalyptic than it supposedly already is.

It's nice and everything, but at the end of the day isn't this all just for a suborbital flight?

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This still looks better, and it was done 10 years ago.

Oh, THAT one!

I will have AIM in perpetuity thanks to Trillian.