“Replaced by any of the other candidates from the last election?”

“But this person does not perceive how fucked we are with Trump at the helm of our government.”

“Can you give me a chance?” scream-whines the man who has not yet let a woman respond to his prior comments. What an asshole. 

“You don’t call me out like that on national television,” Caputo said.

Apparently my ex’s dad collects all of Trump’s speeches. He prints them out, puts them in a binder, and the re-reads and highlights passages to ‘track’ the ‘over-arching themes’ of Trump’s ‘doctrine,’ of which my ex’s dad is a big fan.

That’s because he’s a fucking ignorant moron and has no idea what a Kurd is. 

He sure knows his criminal definitions

Stephen Miller probably calls the concentration camps he’s designing “con camps,” so Trump thinks the two things are somehow related.

I can’t bring myself to watch it, but does he really think “con job” is short for concentration job? WTF is a “concentration” job? 

Yes, because look how many accusations of sexual assault Democrats threw at Neil Gorsuch, just to see which one stuck. That was with heavy sarcasm, if you couldn’t tell. Maybe the best defense against accusations of sexual assault is to not nominate scumbag candidates who were drunkards and gropers?

Kavanaugh didn’t have to go with the “I was a virgin and never drank” lie. He could have said, “I was a typical wealthy spoiled prep-school kid,” who drank and continued to deny the allegations. But like all the other Republicans, they love to present themselves as if they lived in the movie world of the 50's with…

This whole thing really highlights how spineless and cowardly Republicans are. This man is causing them so much trouble, and the obvious solution is to just not vote for him and let him rot, then have Trump pick someone else. But they won’t. They refuse to simply because Trump wants him in due to his belief that the…

“Drumpf will continue to deny Puerto Rico statehood. “

Hey stranger things have happened.

The Novacane Turtle made sure to stress that Kavanagh has had death threats, but didn’t mention that Dr.Ford has had them as well. Because she doesn’t matter, apparently.

The Egyptians will appreciate the distraction so they can get back to filling their pyramids with grain. 

‘I will Chair the United Nations Security Council meeting on Iran next week!’

Dotard J. Trump thinks FBI should have been called 36 yrs ago? Young woman assaulted by one boy with an accomplice and Dotard tweets aloud that the FBI should’ve been notified. This fucktard seriously needs his little typing fingers crushed.

I despise Jennifer Garner. She has the acting ability of a fruit fly. All she does is look mildly confused in every single scene. I hate her voice. I wish she would go back to West Virginia and never be seen in public again.