Trump wants a perp walk; therefore, I would send SEAL Team 6 to swoop in and whisk him away in a windowless cargo van at 2:30 a.m.

Nothing says “wellness” like being hooked up to an IV instead of, you know, eating FOOD with nutrients.

Damn, Kyrsten Sinema is getting desperate for attention.

The universe already gifted him with the name Andy Ogles. He can’t shed that just for shows.

Please stop trying to normalize the term “Messianic Jew.” There’s no such thing. They are Christians, full stop. 

You can be stupid and be a victim. Stupidity isn’t a moral failing, exploiting it is.

Comments from other people about my body are the reason I had breast reduction surgery at the young age of 22.  Let’s just stay away from telling other people what to do with their own bodies in general.  I’m sure she has doctors who can speak to her about this if necessary.

Highly-recommend Youtubers like “Not Just Bikes” on more articulate explanations for why more density and multi-family dwellings should be part of our housing solutions, but as a former suburbanite who has been a condo dweller for the last 10 years (including the last 6 years with children in the mix), a few things…

In the court of public opinion…on what planet is Tory Lanez not guilty AF?

I’m furious these brave women won’t get their justice in a court of law. What an absolute coward through and through; from his initial actions to his escape of justice - and absolute coward.

I owned retail businesses for 30+ years. At two of my businesses, I’d always plan on closing Thanksgiving, however many employees pleaded with me to stay open. Their reason, they didn’t want to have to deal with relatives. This way they had an out. So it varied year to year based on employee input. 

Abortion rights are of no value to millions of American mothers such as myself who were bullied into giving birth against their will. It’s too late now.

Wisconsinite here and I’m very fucking happy that Evers won again.

“Violence isn’t the answer” etc etc

Did Sudekis take this adage from Wilde or did someone who works with him just say some words? 

in any rational universe that voicemail is a vote winner for Biden.

Hunter Biden was only 3 years old when he was in the car accident that killed his mother and infant sister and nearly killed him and his brother. He was left with a traumatic brain injury and spent months in the hospital. Beau would die of brain cancer in 2015. I think those details are important context for anyone…

Especially considering the very public and tragic history Biden has with his family: his wife and one year old daughter died in 1972 and his son Beau died in 2015. You have to be an absolute monster to mock a parent who has already buried two children who is concerned for his only living son as he is struggling with…

Counterpoint: not everything is about money; do what makes you love your home.

“an archetype that exists solely because our default assumption is that heterosexual marriages are unhappy, that most men don’t care for their wives, that those who do love their wives are automatically deserving of our collective adoration.”