There’s a hack to get around this, which applies to just about all fast food concepts: if you’re incredibly nice to the staff and ask them to fry you a fresh piece of chicken, they’ll do it. Smile, ask how their day is going, compliment their nails or jewelry, tell them they look great that day. It’s really just…

Oh also: Pleeeease never again publish such an extreme close-up photo of Ted Cruz ever again. Truly nauseating.

What if Heidi is part of Antifa and did this on purpose?

Anyone traveling internationally during a pandemic has questionable decision-making skills, not to mention morals. A politician who does so is a fool, hence why politicians around the world have been punished for it in the last year.

You know, I spent that whole Gorilla Glue nightmare just waiting for the stories to end. This story is the opposite of that. Please keep writing about the shitty lives and choices of Ted and Heidi forever.

I’m 50, so I am rapidly moving out of the “fuckable” category and I am not sad about it. And High five on the “mean looking”. My fellow female colleagues and I call it “Stares in Academic female” look.

I voted Bernie in the 2016 primaries (Hillary in the general because duh) but pretty much ever since then the Bernie stans have turned me completely off. I voted Warren in the primaries this time because she offered the same policies with a better grasp on how to actually achieve them and didn’t have the same toxic…

AOC’s takedown of Cruz was a bullseye. Cruz in his clumsy blobfish manner is gearing up for ‘24. Trying to score some faux “statesman reaching across the aisle to our bitterest enemy for the common good” points. Fuck him. His lame-ass pantomime was so obvious, only Greenwald and Dore can’t see it. Cruz don’t give a…

This website has shown me 100 times how hypocritical it is, but this literally is the worst.

So before, JoJo was 100% annoying AF to this website, but now.... she’s the best and must be protected at all costs.

I hope the fucking hunt him down like a dog.

Help! I Raided the Capitol to Murder a Legislator I Secretly Had a Crush on, Couldn’t Find Her, Ended Up Taking a Few Selfies in the Rotunda, Got Myself Arrested, and Now I See Her on Jezebel, Which Is Really Traumatizing!

Ah. TY I missed that and was confused 

I will admit that earlier in the pandemic I was definitely part of the pandemic-shaming group. And, like an earlier commenter noted, I’m still side-eyeing the hell out of people who are flying across the country for a vacation or having maskless weddings, etc. (especially as someone who canceled my wedding so that no…

I don’t see anyone shaming anyone for going to work. I see people shaming other people for going on vacations, going shopping maskless, and going to clubs/bars. None of which anyone HAS to do. I know this because I’ve managed to not do it in almost a year!! Because being responsible is not limited to people with…

This is not a great take.

My own edit- “The pandemic fucking sucks; ***hundreds of*** thousands of people have and are dying and everyone would all like it to be over as soon as possible”

I probably come across as a sanctimonious scold as well, but I will say in my defence that here in Toronto — where there is more of a social safety net but low-income workers and POC are still getting fucked over the most by the virus — the people I see people breaking quarantine, the people to whom I’m referring are…

Yeah! I read the article expecting a tale that was equal parts erotic and repulsive.

Poor sweet Theodora has now learned that life can be so so cruel in mysterious ways. I don’t know how I would recover if I was her. 

I don’t normally read much beyond the political stuff here, but that hed pulled me in. I thought Harry Styles had some delicious fish with him when his car broke down, which he then fed to the fan. I was disappointed to read what actually happened.