It’s 2018 bitch we all big.

The result of having no men in the editing board or whatever is running with the idea that ‘tissues for men’ would involve facial use.

The best part is the call to her mother.  I have so many questions about that phone call, but I will just say that if my daughter called me the day after her honeymoon and told me that her new husband just came home with 100 cans of Chunky Soup I’d call the police.

I recommend you check with a doctor.

I have been volunteering with Abuelas Responden (basically giving food and water and hygiene products and bags and socks and toys - all kinds of stuff - to the asylum seekers as they pass through our bus station). I really don’t know who has been separated or whatever as I see them but all I see is this: extremely…

Yeah I feel like this is being under-reacted to, possibly because of the way those “girls” seem so open and united in their barely-coded loathing of that hideous vampire.

bahahahaha “most” cities don’t have shit. Get out of your Northeast bubble. My 30 minute commute would take 2+ hours if I took the bus.

This is a weird comment to make to someone agreeing with you. Maybe, you’re the one having trouble seeing?

Billion dollar corporations under pay full time employees and force them onto gov. assistance. Corporations are the real problem here. Pay a living wage.  

“He would even unclip my nursing bra for me and say, ‘Thank you, mommy,’ afterward.”

I can only hope it just reeks of animal poo.

Dear Richard Cohen;

Who’s the horseface now, Trump? Performing in a horse arena!

There’s nothing wrong with shaming Donald Trump.

Are you for what they did to Kavanaugh? Are you for having your government run by a mob or are you for the rule of law?

If you’re both grown ups, it shouldn’t be a competition. People have pasts, and those paths include other people. One can care about an ex without being hung up on them.

WTF People Mag, how can the title of that C.K. piece reference ‘sexual misconduct allegations’ when he confirmed the allegations were true?

If I had the money that Louis CK has made from oh, I don’t know...like ONE of his standup specials? I’d be set for life without ever having to work again. I don’t feel sorry for celebrities who have money trouble unless it’s like a TLC-esque exploitation sitaution. I especially don’t feel sorry for this shitstain.…

I always pronounce it like this: