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Look, sometimes it’s hot as fuck and I need to go out in public without subjecting everyone to my crêpe-y, dimpled thighs, ok? (I’d prefer to cover my wrinkled knees as well but sometimes it’s really just too hot) Sadly, I’m just too old for daisy dukes (though I’ll still wear them at home - my husband can deal with

Hazel, you are wrong girl, bermuda shorts are awesome, I welcome this trend.

Some of us like shorts that actually cover parts of our legs! I’m sick of shorts that are basically underwear.

Bermuda short are 1000x better than the usual way too short, ride up in your crotch, chub-rub-even-if-you’re-thin variety. I’ll be thrilled if they come back into fashion #fightme

Keep your cats inside.

Well, another good story to point out to cat owners who get their pets go outside. They aren’t meant to go outside, they’re domesticated. Nothing good will come of it. They can run away, kill wildlife for sport, or have wildlife kill them.

—that is such bullshit I can hardly stand it.”

FINALLY, a Democrat offering an appropriate response!

As for the man who called the cops on her, CBS reports Stubbs has a message for him:

Exactly. Up until a couple of days ago I had been a subscriber to the NYRB for 23 years so I can say with confidence I have a good deal of knowledge about the publication and the kinds of writers who have contributed to review. Until Buruma, the editorial supervision of the review was meticulous, wide-ranging, and erud

Your first line literally gives two reasons why he deserved to be sacked as the editor...

“It is easy to be nasty hiding behind screens and Twitter handles,” she said. “It’s not so easy face-t0-face.”

People are people so why should it be

My mom turned my dad into a cat person after a lifelong hatred of cats. I actually think it was the cat she adopted that turned him into a cat person because he and the cat are inseparable now. 

Hey, I successfully made my husband a cat person too! Nice job Rebecca Romijn, we need to recruit as many people as possible as support for the upcoming cat revolution.

YES! Watching the Avengers I have no problem believing that there are superpowers formed from gamma radiation, magic shields, and aliens but watching Scarlett Johansen’s perfect blowout in slo-mo twirling through the air like she’s in a goddamn shampoo commercial when she’s supposedly fighting while undercover in 100

“Did the aliens brainwash away a lifetime’s worth of practical haircare knowledge?”

I’m disappointed. I would watch the hell out of Eugenie’s wedding. Maybe E! will pick it up for the US.

I dumped this into a word doc. It was 69 pages long. And yet, very little of it is nice.