Honestly, I think I’d FILL my clear bag with tampons, condoms, hemorrhoid cream, Nickleback cds, lube, and other assorted sundries just to make the clear-bag-decision-makers uncomfortable.

“Retarded” is an ableist slur and you know it.

“mentally retarded population” - are you fucking twelve? Quit throwing around language like that. 

3% of millennials turned out to vote for that special election.

Because my state is a bureaucratic hellhole due to the politicians “with experience”. Climbing up a political ladder doesn’t mean jack shit except for how good one is at being a political hustler... like Cuomo.

Pretty white lady is pretty! Pretty people can’t commit crimes! They can only be victims of crime or compelled into crime by bad men. Pretty women have good, pure souls, that lead them astray until they can cry a little and rise above times of turmoil. Women, wow, so inspirational, glass ceiling.

I’m getting sick of you ignorant assholes but you are the first one and here is the response so the rest of you can shut your stupid mouths.

Fuck whatever we deserve. What makes the Iranians deserve to have hordes of Yankee bastards come over and destroy their country?

>>> she responded to a question about the specifics regarding the US’s involvement in Syria with, “I don’t know what some of you expect us to do.”

Turns out it is totally legal to discriminate against someone on the basis of them being an asshole.

As they say: when you’re accustomed to hegemony, equality feels like oppression.

That America in addition to being racist as fuck is colorist as fuck, which we already knew. I never can understand why (dumb) people think that white people and institutions don’t engage in colorism.

Emotionally repressed rich women have no idea what it means to passionately desire anything.

I’m always side-eyeing those people but also wondering how they meet someone they like that much so quickly. I’ve just sworn off online dating for the 100th time because I’m apparently compatible with NO ONE lol.

Kaley Cuoco wants to be married yesterday.

If you want to test your theory by walking down O’Connell Street waving a Union Jack, I suggest you make sure your dental records are up to date…

She did write a couple of books, right? Maybe she’ll keep doing that. But Edie Beale’s Costume is right, she doesn’t have to. I have a soft spot for people who make a ton of money and then just... stop. They have enough to live well and don’t need to play along with the more-more-more-ism of our culture.

I can’t be the only woman who loved Barbies and grew up to be an independent, successful, queer feminist with high self-esteem. I would have adored a Frida doll. When I was a kid the best Barbie I had was Belle from Beauty and the Beast. We never had anything this cool. If I ever have a kid who likes to play with…

Trick question! They never do a good job

Oh, haaaaaiiiii, it’s been 5 minutes, I better brag on this. And, course, this. :)