To be real, if the hamster is small enough to be flushed down the toilet, it is probably small enough to just be hidden in her carry-on bag.

At what point do we consider the well being of the emotional support animal in this scenario? If someone cannot properly care for or protect their pet they have no business having a pet, therapeutic benefits or not. There are options such as medication and therapy to treat mental illness.

The article states she is enrolled in a university. One would hope she developed the minimum of critical thinking skills..... or just, you know, regular damn thinking skills.

I think it’s horrible for anyone ever to try and blame suicide on anyone but the person who took their own life (speaking strictly about adults here and excluding situations where suicide has been actively encouraged). A good friend of mine had an argument with her boyfriend and he went home and blew his head off. His…

I think how it works is every time you ask a question about being stuck in the greys, they tack on another year of grey. That’s just my perceived experience!

Let us just get this out of the way, the sexuality of Mike Pence is not important. Who cares what his sexuality is? What is important is that he has a valid policy stance to hurt and endanger the lives of LGBTQ people regardless of how he feels satisfied behind closed doors. Mike Pence articles always turn into these…

My life’s work, is people with disabilities. I love them. More than oxygen. I would never, ever, ever have an abortion due to a disability. I know how wonderful life can be when they’re in it.

She earned her position the same way everyone else did in this administration. She knew the right person. She was willing to leave her integrity and honor at the door. She blew smoke up the great one’s ass. Her looks may be an asset, but she worked her way to the top just like the rest of them. No one in this…

That’s the sort of shitty rumor that’s always thrown around about women who have acheived a little power. She must have fucked her way there, huh? I despise Hope Hicks, but I’m a little surprised that someone who spends time on Jezebel would stoop so low.

FUCK YOU.

Fuck you.

“Last time I looked, discomfort was not a major offense.”

Ahhh, this makes sense. I didn’t really consider that but I’m sure that’s likely the case.

I was familiar with some drummers who did the drumline backing track for Madonna’s Super Bowl performance actually:

This is so fucking ridiculous. Of course we eat lick our fingers and poor the crumbs down our gullets... we just do it in private shame the way that we’ve conditioned to do.

I was literally polishing off a small bag of Cool Ranch doritos as I read this and had reached the “tipping the bag into mouth for crumbs” section right at that goddamn paragraph.

It was the University of Minnesota’s marching band that played with Timberlake. Kind of annoyed he didn’t get them a shout out.

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

“Boy doesn’t get asked to dance. We ask - HAS FEMINISM GONE TOO FAR? To answer, our next guest is Katie Roiphe and her new book, “DANCEFLOOR NIGHTMARES - THE CHILD VICTIMS OF FEMINISM.”

God, talk about someone who makes the same fucking thing over and over. “Oh, my marriage is problematic! I like someone I’m not married to! Oh no, I’m awkward around women!”

I never have understood this chick — it’s like when the rest of us were waking up, in the late 80s/early 90s, and thinking, heyyy, maybe there’s something bullshit about how we keep getting insulted while being raped and murdered and groped and wolf-whistled and all, Katie here decided the time was ripe to be her…