Sweetie I have self confidence coming out of my ass. Enough to tell you you’re fucking ridiculous.
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Okay, so I do ‘your’ for ‘you’re’ all the time because stupid thumbs, not thinking, too fast, etc. ... So I get it, you likely know the difference, but if you only use two words to insult a person’s intelligence, maybe make sure your grammar is on point.
I’m an academic and something about this article just hit me right in the gut. I’m the only woman in my department and junior and my (feminist) contributions are never welcome. Saying “they hate the sound of my voice” explains my whole professional experience. It’s not just not being the default male voice, I think my…
As much as I lay a lot of the Democratic party’s problems at the feet of Pelosi, the coup she and Chuck pulled off was brilliant and is a permanent way to solve the DACA problem!!
If white liberals ever wonder why minorities are so hard on their “allies” at times, this is the PERFECT example of why that is.
the only reason she wants to go is for the sweet, sweet asshole cred
Or make sure to move away without telling the shitty family members to where exactly. Bonus points if this involves several different continents. It’s a tried and tested method in my family. So far we managed to spread between Germany, the US, Australia, South Africa, Austria and the United Arab Emirates.
Old person rant: when my brothers and I were children (up the age of 12 or so), we didn’t go to any effing weddings except when I was a flower girl and I certainly didn’t stay the entire reception. In my mind, allowing children at weddings is an ultimate act of mercy and angelic kindness on the part of the bride and…
The best advice my mother ever gave me was to never marry a person with a shit family. Do you know what I’d be dealing with for the rest of my life? Or until every one of them/I dies? Their shit family. And you know what else happens as time progresses? EVERYTHING GETS WORSE. The parents get dementia. The sister gets…
I was wondering that myself. I can understand why the fiancee might not want to stir the turd with her sister, but come on, it’s the responsibility of the person with the shitty relative to step up and deal with it. If they don’t want to, well...red flag. I mean, if my partner and I ever make it legal, I’m not going…
If I were a dude, I’d be less comfortable pooping in public bathrooms. If you use the stall instead of the urinal, it’s pretty obvious what you’re doing. Women get to keep the mystery alive.
There was an older woman at my office who had exhausted all her fucks
Once I was in the loo at the airport and I farted. A woman in another stall said loudly, “That’s disgusting! Who did that?”. I laughed so hard that I farted again and she declared, “I do not have to listen to this!” and stormed out.
If you’re not shitting at work, you’re just leaving money on the table.
Like Trump would use the word “exculpatory.”
Am I the only one who evilly chuckles a little when men are minorly inconvenienced by the patriarchy? 2 men getting irritated that they can’t sit near a kids’ park without everyone giving them side eye made me snicker.
seriously? terrifying? that’s dumb.
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I love Sinead O forever, miss her and wish her well. Seen her 4 times in concert (met her & got an autograph, the only autograph I ever wanted) and she has probably canceled four more shows I meant to attend.
Rich, it is very fair to pist an article criticizing Dr. Phil for all he does. I would have preferred though if you had continued the tactic of taking him to task in the body of it.