Well, sunshine, if enough people are comparing her to Thought Catalog that it's considered an unoriginal critique, it could possibly be that she's objectively terrible.

I'd feel weird pooping with a borrowed book. It's just not the same :-(

Seriously, this is why I started sewing my own clothes. Now I have tops that properly fit my large bust and small waist, working pockets cleverly hidden in dresses, and the quality of fabrics and construction is far superior to almost anything that you would get in a store (unless you are willing to pay $500 + for…

My girlfriends have all had this problem, which leads to a much bigger problem with women's clothes in general.

The smell never bothered me anyway. GENIUS LEVEL.

I like to compliment strangers, but I think there are a few rules you have to follow. 1) Don't go out of your way to pay the compliment. Don't run up to someone just to tell them their hair is cool. That's really off-putting and scary. 2) Make it quick. Say "Cool dress" or "I love your hair," and then walk away. This…

I cannot believe Cheerleaders: The First Evil hasn't gotten more votes.

Someone downthread asked about genuinely complimenting women, and one of the responses said that women can usually tell if a compliment is genuine. That's true, I think. If you're specific with your compliments and speak in complete sentences instead of interjections, that's going to be more well-received. Also no…

You sincerely compliment something other than her body without making it seem like an opening line by hovering there waiting for her to say something.

"creatures who eat crayons and spend half their time trying to take their clothes off"

"But what do you expect with creatures who eat crayons and spend half their time trying to take their clothes off?"

They legit seem to be doing really nice things with their lives.

Welcome to fifty years in the future, where hamburgers eat people and fucking your 16 year old student is never okay.

Don't you think Dodai leaving is probs already a done deal? This is a mass exodus we got right here.

No, no, no, no. NO talk of Dodai leaving. No. Just stop. Think about this: If you've jinxed this by mentioning Dodai leaving, how will you like it if all you're left with is trying to get through a fucking article about fucking fuccboi and white man-hole covers and just bullshit like that? (Except maybe Shrayber…

If you guys keep doing this I might have to start reading Vice, and I really don't want to do that.

"Cramblett goes on to say that she doesn't know much about black people and it's a lot to learn; in addition, her small Ohio home of Uniontown is "too racially intolerant."

Is anyone else kind of disappointed in her dress? I mean she's so fucking beautiful and classy all the time, that this dress is just kind of underwhelming in comparison. Plus it sort of looks like it time travelled from the '80s. Like from a classy wedding from the '80s, but still from the '80s.

@peasandrice - Everyone was in a hat from the start: tiny jaunty ones, seussy ones, giant fascinators, flat caps, witches' hats.

My cousin's second wedding took place in a local park. There was no seating. A few homeless people wandered through and didn't look too impressed. A friend beeped out Here Comes The Bride on a small Casio keyboard.