Though I think a photoshop expert would be more helpful in this than me, the issue would be one of placement. Most implants are placed under muscle flaps (of which we only have two, one on each side) or in space that already houses breast tissue (again, only 2 of those. At most) . So a space would need to be made over…

Thanks for the insulting and dismissive sign off. I thought we were having a completely civilized exchange about something that we both agree is a problem but where we disagree about appropriate ways to address that problem. I would like to see these accusations aggressively investigated and, if appropriate,…

I always say that the absolute BEST things in life involve things coming into or going out of your body. See: pooing.

No there isn't. There also isn't a better friendship than one that allows a quick text message to share how great a poo you had.

I consider each and every one of you a dear friend, so just between us: Is there anything better than a really awesome poo?

Welcome. Some of us are insane. Please don't let it get to you.

I LOVE YOU BARBRA NEVER CHANGE

She's been on late night television since Carson. I remember her on SNL in the 90s doing a Coffee Talk bit. So this is her first late night talk show appearance since the '60s.

this is a bunch of things but erin's dress is "backwards" and it says erin over her vagina and i can't handle it.

I find that the fortifying aromatics of gin are much better suited to medical exigencies of this nature.

Jane Austin's novels primarily concern plucky young women having to choose between dashing alt-country singers and earnest Java developers all the while set in the glamorous backdrop of a three hour line-up for BBQ.

Or a long, dark shapeless drape with leper bells on it.

Which is also used as a date rape drug. I'm fine clutching some pearls over this one, thanks. I guess I'll just take the moral high ground about the high school teacher who was making drugs like GHB. You can call me a shamey, horrible shamer for that one; I won't mind one bit. If you'd like to join me up here on the…

Know your civil rights and you're BETTER, asshat.

Hey, asshole, There. Is. No. Law. You do NOT have to show ID in California.

that's how royalty and fealty work. you don't ignore the queen.

Um, hi! *raises hand*

So there's this thing called consent, and this thing called masochism...

Some of us are into that. The choking, or the being choked.

Is "I'm all sex positive and all, but..." the new "I'm not a racist, but..."? Cause if not, you just made it happen.