i've had many a butthole-pic request. there are many shades of perv out there. never assume you've met them all.

obvs.

i would like very much to read this message.

before i read the rest of this horrifying news, one thing: it's the "austin-american statesman."

yeah, i've had just about enough of this d-bag. my blood pressure is starting to creep up every time she's mentioned, so please everyone, SAVE MY LIFE. FORGET SHE EVER EXISTED.

nicer than my response would have been. i was leaning in the direction of "christ, calm your tits."

unrelated: I LOVE YOUR SCREEN NAME.

see, rik mayall fixed that for me.

true story.

cher is ready.

i got this story too. and some how, for a lady who's spent her entire adult life priding herself on her body/sex knowledge and education, i believed it for a long damn time.

this is amazing, but i can see the sci-fi element coming from a few places:

it's frequently the same in the service industry, but the complaints don't always fall on deaf ears... possibly because there's a more even gender distribution.

i... i need a moment.

the irish too. it's a common practice in dehumanizing people you wish to conquer. in the case of the irish, it was used in propaganda in english newspapers to keep up public support. the little violent irish man with long arms and a heavy, hairy brow? this is where we got that image.

yes, HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW? i think just about every lady i know has made an evening of going to see the acro cats when they're around. i've missed it each time, but apparently i know a large number of truly dedicated cat ladies.

also... krieger.

YUUUUUUUUP.

that's the goddamn truth.

damn. beat me to it.