no ma'am! *shudder*

i might be your boyfriend.

i might be your boyfriend.

that's freaking marvelous. my best friend and i have a tacit understanding that we will accompany one another to terrible rom-coms and take each other's secret film shame TO THE GRAVE.

some of us don't know we're doing it until the boyfriend gets up to close the windows.

i do too. tell no one.

i thought the exact same thing. my mommy's still a sassy lady, only she's in her 60's now. she's going to have to live forever, because anything else will kill me.

what happened to the story on the first annual feminist porn conference?

they were strange years, but not that strange.

i'd say that erotica designed to get both men and women off would qualify as feminist.

ahahahaha..... that took me to a junior high flashback that was suddenly highly inappropriate.

i agree. and as someone who is sexually submissive, a woman actively subjugating herself (minus the element of "rapiness") meets a need for me.

yes, i've been pretty thoroughly updated on the viewpoint of the OP.

oh jesus, that was him?! you'd think i'd remember that screen name. those were the comments that almost had me launching my laptop across the room.

i'll keep that in mind.

hmm..

by the time i had finished composing my response to @shattered_myths, her post was gone. she claimed all porn was feminist, because all porn showed women liked sex. i took the time to write it, so i'm going to post it.

oh, the first one is so freaking great. i went through my stephen king phase when i was 12-13ish and went tearing through the books.

which is damn near all places.

exactly what i came to post. i refuse to tend bar anywhere i don't get to play with my patrons' dogs.