ahaha.... but beg your pardon, you'd be crossing over into the newly (re)formed republic of texas with us. Texas/ou weekend will forevermore require passports!

ahahahaha.... thank you so much. my sentiments EXACTLY.

i needed that. i got about halfway through the article before the urge to beat my head against the wall got dangerously compelling.

i hope it's a joyful hangover! eat some eggs, drink plenty of water, and enjoy this beautiful post-victory day!

everything about this is perfect.

we should hang out.

these two beat me to my comments. 1- i was born red, it all fell out, and started turning red again my freshman year in high school. killer strawberry shade for 15 years now. definitely still hope for the wee comtesse. 2- tell you brother there's another mouthy broad in texas who's into his whole deal. daycare…

i must really be tired, because i was actually expecting the second half of trump's tweet to say something along the lines of "there are more important issues, etc, etc.."

nope! sounds perfect.

before i continue reading, let me just make one thing clear.

never forget the ever-entertaining swing jaw.

so... i'm on vacation with my (two years gone) ex. our relationship was an emotionally stunted nightmare. we're friends, but.. nightmare.

erin, i truly, TRULY love you.

same.

oh jesus... you just about gave me a heart attack. to me, he will always be drop dead fred. the idea of him playing an angry dad-type was just too much.

i really hope @dinosaurs and nachos, girlfriend is still on jezebel. she left this comment over a year ago, and it's still bloody hilarious. see rule #6 for relevance.

yes.

david mcdavid is in austin, and i've been wondering about his parents for years.

I KNOW. also, i'm very confused. also-also, fuck the writer of the post on the superficial.

1- paul newman is never for no reason. there is always an excellent reason for paul newman.