Washington Loaded Potato Skins! amirite?

Sucks when people call you names based on your outward appearances, dosen’t it?

Asked how he got over the insult, Gruden said he “got away from negative people and spent an evening with Friendly’s.”

A Jay Gruden fat joke? Now that’s an offensive line that RGIII can really get behind.

“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”

What about the 300 million guns already in private hands? Confiscate them? Go door to door? If you're going to repeal the 2nd amendment, be prepared to repeal the 4th and 5th as well.

That argument always makes me cringe. Who would enforce the ban? And once in place, who would actually abide by the new law? I bet people who pose no danger and are law abiding citizens would turn in their guns, but would gang members, drug dealers, criminals, mentally disturbed and anti-authoritarian individuals be…

Stop. I’m not a gun advocate, but this is the type of response that shuts down any type of discussion just as fast as “BUT IT’S IN THE CONSTITUTION”.

What makes you think it is that easy? Can you name one thing a government has tried to ban that has been effectively banned? I’ve been asking this question for years now and no one has come up with an answer. Give it a shot.

The Raven who threw the punch will be cut on Monday. Not for punching someone, but for not doing it in an elevator as team policy dictates.

Wow, interesting, most Ravens would have used a knife.

Totally real. You stay with a company for a year, and find out another company is hiring for 5 cents more per mile. You leave, go to that company, and after 10 months, find another company hiring for another few cents per mile and added per diem pay. But this company doesn’t get you the miles you need, so you find a…

What the hell is this, weird Twitter?

“Joint practice? That’s three games!”

—Roger Goodell

but there’s a couple of real solid cheap shots in there.

Burneko’s mom is awesome.

I love these articles that boil down to “be a fucking adult”.

In the pre-internet days, maybe, but now there’s FetLife and a whole host of other sites where people can find like-minded kinksters.