For what it's worth, they did that storyline to get her off TV for a few episodes because she had a kidney transplant.  So, yanno…

For what it's worth, they did that storyline to get her off TV for a few episodes because she had a kidney transplant.  So, yanno…

You spent years as a main eventer in WWE and WCW, how do you have such shitty clothes?!  Or did you spend all your money on quad surgeries?

You spent years as a main eventer in WWE and WCW, how do you have such shitty clothes?!  Or did you spend all your money on quad surgeries?

Preach.

Preach.

Well the important thing is you found a way to feel superior.

Well the important thing is you found a way to feel superior.

These guys need to make a full-blown YouTube series of them just MST3K-ing various music videos like this.  I'd watch the shit out of that.

These guys need to make a full-blown YouTube series of them just MST3K-ing various music videos like this.  I'd watch the shit out of that.

This guy right here.  Listen to him.

This guy right here.  Listen to him.

That's unfortunate.  Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter was so ridiculously much better than it had a right to be for such a silly concept.  In my opinion, "Pride And Prejudice And Zombies" sucked for the core reason that, no matter how much you polish a turd, it's still a turd, and "Pride & Prejudice" is a bore and a half.

Since when can you be sued for releasing what amounts to a cover song….for free?  He didn't sell it in stores.  He put it up for free on his website a year ago.

C+ is asinine.  This episode was hilarious.  The debate and pre-debate debate scenes alone were worth a B+ or A-.

Article everyone should read (holy god, copy and paste doesn't break this into paragraphs…I'm sorry in advance):

"THE MOON SHALL JOIN YOUR COALITION!" had me dying laughing.

When I first watched the episode, when all the Natalie Portman stuff was happening, it seemed like some big inside joke.  I actually turned to my wife and said, "I wonder if Trey and Matt have some issue with her that we're unaware of because these jokes seem weirdly specific, yet aren't making a whole lot of sense to…

"Are you sure you're gay?"
"…no."
"Cam!"
"Yes."

I know this is crazytalk, but am I the only one that actually finds Claire to be hotter than Gloria?