I’m contacting my bank and disputing the charge for this game from six months ago. If I wanted wheels in my games, then I would be playing Euro Truck Simulator 2.

Random 8 foot tall woman sighting.

Thats barely enough to merge on my daily commute.

What does the gold have to do with lucky ? This man owns tanks, no luckier man exists

Please be real. Please be real. Please be real.

Ugh, I left my diamond titanium carbide Amex in my wallet in my other pants. By the time I got it, they’d all sold out. I hate it when that happens!

That is some excellent attention to detail there my friend. I had to look super hard to find those.

I limit myself to one glass of wine.

I’d rather sit in leather-lined Scandinavian comfort than listen to those with prejudiced statements fail to support their unsolicited opinions.

D.B. Pooper

I imagine he is very, very good at what he does.

Their cows will look like this.

Yes, that’s what this article said. You nailed it.

is it worth pointing out that ol’ Kurt also once paid for child pornography “for research” and then got off free

What in the fuck are you talking about man? You realize that we don’t just give patriot missiles away for free right? They were developed and are produced by Raytheon, a private contractor, who sells those missiles to other nations for a profit. How is everyone in this thread so daft and so bad at understanding that…

I have a solution to this problem:

Tell that to a Pinto buyer...

I guess they are one step, er, two treads ahead of Hamas...