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He's like the event horizon of a black hole, but for comedy.

Repeatedly since the late 90s.

Fun fact: In "The Manchurian Candidate", said candidate is unaware of his programming. So, there's that.

YES! Yes. Thank you.

2:2

I started back up recently, having given up mid-season three. Caught up to this season, was watching regularly (albeit with some effort) and at some point, can't recall when, a bell went off in my head: "Oh, THIS is why I stopped watching." I'm pretty sure it was Deb related.

Nothing makes me feel "get offa my lawn" old more than watching Tim & Eric.

>possibly the movie version of The Fall Guy

Please delete that comment before it shows up in her Google alerts.

I knew the writers were eventually going to figure out how to have Leslie and Ben together, "legally"; this is not how I thought they would do it. And I'm glad; my (stupid) theory was that having Ann working at City Hall would cause Chris to change the "no dating" policy, so he could hook up with her. Or that Leslie

Prediction: Buscemi on SNL will either be wonderful or horrid. No middle ground. But the Black Keys will make it all worthwhile.

That was ONE TIME at a con back in 1998. Gawd!

This might be analogous to how I only seem to find Jeri Ryan attractive as Seven of Nine. Um.

Trailers for books. Jesus Fucking Christ on a Crispy Cracker.

Is he even a *little bit* interesting or attractive to you sans painted face? Be honest.

Harris, if you're reading this: please relax. You're funny. People like you. Relax. Deep breath.

I'm more concerned with "articulate’s".

Amelie: Maria was doing bizarre characters like that onstage *way* before Jerri Blank.

As much as I hate pigeonholing actors, Jaime Pressly is best used in small or supporting roles. Her as the lead of a show would be tantamount to having Happy Days be about Ralph Malph's family.

Manimal.