When I read “their DNA and Membrane powers combined” I had a SHAZAM! image in my head...

Don’t blind people with science

The sound clip they played at the end reminded me of this:

Agreed. The video is real... as the crab (real) is actually holding a knife (real).

Didn’t everyone already assume that’s what initially happened? The day a crustacean becomes intelligent enough to recognize and wield a weapon like that is the day i become truly afraid.

I remember the story some years ago of the Canadian wheat farmer who won the lottery. When asked what he was going to do with the money, he said he guessed he’d “just keep farming ‘til that money was gone too.”

Looking at the chart, the ones at higher risk for not making money are hobby farms and that brings the average way down. It shouldn’t be a surprise that hobbies have a low return on investment, but apparently it is.

I think there is a misunderstanding of what the RRA means from the author. Just because the RRA is less than 5% (in the red) doesn’t mean the farm isn’t making any money, it just means the rate of return is low for the investment and that the money would likely be better invested other places... from a purely…

...And then you realise that the galaxy is getting further and further away from you. The sky is getting darker and darker and that eventually you and your solar system will be lost for all eternity in the inky blackness of interstellar space with no possibility of ever seeing another star in the sky again...

I can do that tonight.

but I like the sound of “spooky alien space music” much better than “radio interference”.

I laughed so hard at “This is the fight you all wanted to see!” It felt like, “look what you’ve done! You caused this! Are you happy now, you monster?!"

Eh, in all seriousness, all these comments are nonsense. Unless you can handle fighting someone with equal skill in your weight range, punching you, holds, chokes, pressure, tension etc etc, you have no right to comment on the fight being poor. It was a good showing on both parts, you try to take consecutive blows to…

I’m not going to get an even vaguely sensible answer, am I?

I’ve always heard that since humans are so dense and air is so light and fluffy that we sink to the bottom.

Apparently, they believe the flat disc of our world (*vomits*) is constantly accelerating upward at 9.8 m/s², thus providing the illusion of gravity. Of course, they have yet to come up with a mechanism for said acceleration, or an explanation as to why we’re not careening through the universe at over 6,000c*.

I don’t know about you, but when I’m drunk, geometry looks sexy as hell

I guess it’s US only. It shows $10.44 for me. *Sigh* Ah well.

I guess it’s US only. It shows $10.44 for me. *Sigh* Ah well.

Doc Brown most likely would have sought out Marty in his teens and come up with some reason for them to meet, but already knows Marty from 1955, so he knows he needs to be friends with him come 1985. It’s all sort of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey.

Vertigo’s Lucifer run through a network television development cycle, then a mass audience sanitizing rinse, a bit of dramedy fabric softener thrown in, and finally tumble dried on low with an American crime procedural dryer sheet.

To be fair, Tom Ellis (Lucifer) and Lauren German (Chloe) make the show more watchable…