“Start”?

Yeah, multiplying bacteria sound really scary, but remember the bacteria came from your mouth, so...

Or carbonic acid...

Did this sort of thing always happen and I just missed it? The craziest thing I remember in those comics was the principal turning into a giant.

That was always the problem, wasn’t it? Everyone got all excited about surface air temperature, as if the entire planet is made up of air and nothing else. That was just easier to measure. Checking the ocean for extra heat was a pretty good bet.

Well, in cycles. The interplay of currents around the globe is complex and interconnected and different currents have different cycle lengths. And of course, sometimes they just change due to drastic changes in the planet. It’s also worth remember that salinity also plays a role in the density of sea water.

I’d pick River - although I think it’s canon that they’ve met each other all the times they’re going to (or at least, first and last? I suppose there could be something in the middle).

Or the woman puts in some effort.

You know, most of this is achieved just with a basic dildo.

This leads to the scary part, of course. Going back and acing classes, timing the stock market, dating different women...that sounds great. Or it did when I was younger. Now I think: “What if I become rich, and successful, and when my wife meets me instead of thinking I’m cute she thinks I’m arrogant?”

It still can’t bite through a turtle.

Fair enough - thanks for catching me up.

Turtles are more awesome than dinosaurs. Dinosaurs were scared of turtles. Turtles will survive the end times. Who would you rather have fighting on your side, the thing in your picture or a chicken?

I really liked playing Warhammer - it’s a pity I chose the Brettonians as an army.

This is disappointing. I had an image of hundreds of turtles latched onto a buffalo, just wearing it down until they could tear it apart.

Turtles predate the dinosaurs...

Well, I have seen some, but I’ve found it’s generally better to just walk away and forget about them. There’s plenty of other things I get worked up over without adding random movies to the list.

I thought Jim Gordon was old? Is this Jim Junior or something?

You realise that those spines and glochids protect the plant, right? If you want to reduce inputs, keeping the protection is a good idea.

The CAM pathway is pretty complex. You’re not going to move it without genetic engineering.