You can build a decent sized cat run with enough equipment to keep the cat happy, fit and safe. If you haven’t got space to do that, you should reconsidered having a cat as a pet. It’s not a right, it’s a responsibility.

Actually, cats are the most damaging to the environment, generally. In Australia they’re even more damaging than cane toads, which is saying a lot considering just how bad cane toads are. The difference, of course, is that people are going to great lengths to try and contain/eradicate the cane toad from Australia.

Seriously? You think there’s only one species of mouse?

Or you could just keep your house clean - rats tend to thrive best in garbage dumps, after all.

Yes, you’re right, destruction of habitat is the most damaging thing for ecosystems. AND THE SECOND MOST DAMAGING THING IS CATS. So you’re saying we shouldn’t do anything unless we can do everything?

Where exactly are cats the natural predators? In many, many places they’re introduced species. But let’s leave that aside and attack the core of your idiocy: You want to let animals be animals? Fine. Then stop feeding them. If you think your cat has the right to go off and kill endangered animals because you’re too…

You say that without a hint of shame. I think that’s a problem.

The thing about dogs is that far more dog owners understand the need to control them, and they’re far easier to control. If you let your dog roam free it’s also going to cause trouble.

Statistically cats kill more animals than dogs. Your biased anecdotal evidence is meaningless.

People feel really strongly about the idea of taking responsibility for their cats, apparently.

At the end they have the exact same tone as English country folk...

For Number 37, if a pot isn’t watched then it’s not a watched pot, so for a watched pot to boil it has to be watched. This statement is true.

Did you mean:

Generally the best part about pigs for poor farmers is that they eat anything, any left-over scraps that humans don’t eat, and convert that into food.

Who cares? Real nerds don’t watch Star Trek.

I’m always late to these things, and miss all the action...

Oh lord, what a dodgy questionnaire... it seems many points are based on self-reported answers.

The first question: How much weight should you give the results of a test compiled by people who can’t put up a decent basic webpage?

Good lord - I once heard the energy explanation for introverts and extroverts, and was so impressed that someone had finally found the right words to describe it. Now I learn that that person was Carl Jung, and it’s actually the official definition of introverts and extroverts.

It’s also a result of enormous machinery designed to handle a single crop. You can’t use a combine harvester on tomatoes.