Did a lot of people die of mysterious circumstances around your mother as she strove to continue an oligarchy reigning over 350 million people? That sounds like an exciting story. You should write a book about that.

You’re wrong. It didn’t matter if it was trump or clinton. They are both horrible for the country and they were allies to begin with. To them it’s not that big of a deal who wins, the real election was clinton vs sanders. Once they got him out of the way, they had already won. You have to read between the lines but…

yes but having less roadhogs is just good for everyone. People like you are boring because everyone just gravitates toward the ez mode hook-1shot-IRSOGEWD. That is until posts like this come out and then the rivers flow rampant with HOG TEARS. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I apologize to everyone in advance.

We already have a Jezebel. You might want to consider writing for them. I come here for kotaku.

Take heart, Madeleine. In your quest for clickbaits, your smoldering hatred doesn’t just kill yourself, it kills us all. Hope it’s worth the price, even if you don’t see it.

In civilized society, they do.

I disagree too. — wait...aren’t you going to insult me or belittle my intelligence? I.... this hasn’t happened before. ... uh..... ...That is... hmm.

I don’t want to be that guy, but screw it. I just paid 60 bucks for the game 2 weeks ago. DLC? Not a fucking chance in hell.

no. That’s bethesda’s way of doing things in that no matter where you are in the world, it levels up with you. It destroys immersion in that there is no sense of advancement when you can’t feel differences in power levels. I absolutely hate games that do that. I want to be able to go into other zones and 1 shot things…

I guess you didn’t get the newsflash. I don’t care what you think, it’s pointless trying to have a meaningful conversation with you. Make sense now?

I can sense your frustration and need to win the internetz. Have a great weekend. And good luck with life.

Cool story bro.

You really do seem to be bothered by the use of the word troglodyte. The implications it means for your mom and you. I’m sorry. There’s 1000's of other kinja’s you can play grammar queen with, I’m not one of them.

There’s a lot of people that rode that shortbus with you. Don’t kid yourself. Humility and acceptance is the true path to enlightenment. I learned that as a sophomore too. All of this in a pew die pie thread, this is hilarious. I know it’s scary thinking that you’re not unique in this world, but just hang in there, it…

Anyone can be replaced. Somewhere in the world, there is someone else with the exact same likeness as you, with the exact same thought processes as you, with the same background as you. That thought saddens and scares me more than I thought it would.

They’re friends. Don’t believe me? Google it. They attended social gatherings before, hand shaking, comraderie.   Alliances being formed behind the scenes. They spoke together before he announced his campaign. I don’t believe a single word that comes out of their mouths. They’ve pulled punches for months and pretended…

Sad, yes. Inaccurate, no. It is our own desire for legacy projecting onto anything else of significance. For all intents and purposes, we are in fact dust in the wind.

Everything and everyone in life is replaceable. Cheers.