When you get a boyfriend, make sure you tell him you want bi-racial babies, 1 black and 1 white and 1 bi-racial. Otherwise you’re a racist.

Do Kotaku writers or owners ever receive any special benefits or money from the developers/publishers of games to write positive reviews as opposed to negative reviews? As a followup, in the past, has Kotaku writers or owners ever received any special benefits or money from the devs/publishers to post content about…

Gamespot wasn’t totally right, but they weren’t totally wrong either, were they? Anytime that you’re slowing down gameplay or denying portions of it to microtransactions, that’s still a paywall. Rock on, Gamespot. Fuck you, Konami.

They’re pigs, yada yada, but it was an accident to be put on voicemail, one that anyone of us could have made. People say crazy shit all the time behind closed doors, including you and don’t lie and say that you don’t. Who the hell are you to post that shit on the internet exposing one moment of stupidity and…

They’re not really 400k. Real price of production probably falls into somewhere around 30k in materials per vehicle and another 20,000 in research. The other 350k is bullshit that can be absorbed silently into other funds and leech the populace of their hard earned money.

The FOB mode will be fully accessible at launch and the micro-transaction layer to that specific feature in the game primarily acts as an accelerator.

I go into the grocery. I want a loaf of bread. I look up at the rack, I see a loaf of my favorite brand and 100 other identical loafs just behind it. I know it’s accepted market value, I know that the price includes the cost of transportation, distribution and construction. I smile at the clerk. She smiles back. I pay…

I’m sorry too, but if it costs you that much to operate just to open your doors, maybe that’s something your business needs to address. People don’t want to be gouged for ‘as much as you can’, they want a fair and balanced price that reflects the value and cost of the vehicle and reasonable compensation to the dealer…

How much money do you think you deserve for selling a car to someone? 300? 500? 2000? I mean, it’s not like you lifted a finger to create it, all you’re doing is moving the product into someone else’s hands.

I think the root of the problem is that people ‘identify’ with a sports team as if the team’s merit is somehow an extension of their own merit. That’s one thing I never understood about sports. I love the skill and the competition involved, but at the end of the day, it’s just a game. I don’t know these players. They…

Kerrigan just killed raynor’s dragoon buddy in cold blood, backstabbed him. He then promised he’d be the one to kill her one day. That’s not time eroding away at bitterness, that’s revenge and retribution and rightly so. They completely flaked out and retconned that part of the story to make starcraft 2 a love story…

Isn’t that what jezebel is for, making men ashamed of owning a penis? Seems like there’s some competetition sparking up here.

LORD JESUS, THARS A FIRE!!!!1!!!one!!

Obligatory “so it’s okay to murder countless people in video games but sex is absolutely forbidden”. Murica. Dumbasses.

You might want to give pokemon a shot, I hear there’s lots of pretty colors and creatures in that one that will entertain right from the get go.

I have to commend Bruce. He was really brave ramming his truck recklessly into the back of that woman’s car and killing her last month and not even bother to apologize about it. I wish we had more heroes like him in this world.

I bought the game and cancelled after the first month. What do I get for coming back? Oh right. No thanks.

I’m a little scared to look at Jezebel. They must be rocking their socks off about right now.

There is such a thing as civilized society. I don’t expect you to have enough common sense to understand it so maybe you should look it up. I don’t care what they do in Germany but in America we occassionally try not to exploit the elderly and push them aside. Grats on defending him, if you’re trolling well played. If…