Be a pretty brilliant way to get away with it. Who the hell would believe it? It would be like a cop dressed as black Hitler beating up a protester while an Astronaut watched making Paninis.

I think our dear Prime Tay Tay May would bust out in a rap for situations like this:

Yeah I was expecting it to pan and say something else....hell I could do this easily. Anything I can do is not mind blowing trust me. I know me, I’m the definition of mediocre.

Wife: “OMG we’re going to crash!”, Husband: “Just a second honey, I have an app for that!”

You’re joking right? Power Armor Suits, Ghouls, killing Raiders, sippin on Nuka Cola Quantum’s, Yelling insults at Chinese Communist Artillery men! It’s a dream come true! And we all know IRL is the best DLC.

Here you go. Problem solved. Now where is my genius award? Also, not only do those flappy things look highly inefficient, what is the difference between chopping a bird to death and slapping a bird to death?

Reduce the size of the EPA. Allow companies to self regulate. And dramatically increase the penalties. Like if a company knowingly breaks the rules and it kills people, then the company is done. The Gov. owned the company now, sell it off to fund education w/e, and send all those responsible to prison. 30 years per…

Can it run on pee?

[Construction Supervisor] Come off it, Mr. Vader — you can’t win, you know. You can’t lie in front of the Empire indefinitely.

If it is true who cares. If I was a billionaire making a bunch Eastern European sluts piss on each other would be the least of my debaucheries.

Trucks filled with sand? Or maybe the trucks are filled gold stolen by an angry German from the New York gold exchange in a combo heist/revenge plot to get back at a NYPD Officer that threw his brother off a building a few years back on Christmas eve.

Those are Ducted electric fans...not “jet engines”. Not “jet turbines”. and not “Jet Powered”. Nice clickbait as usual Andrew Shitewski.

Send the box to a congressman and find out.

But yeah I wanted to join the melodramatic peeps, the keen eyes will notice that the watch is not a Pebble, but my Moto360.

It’s a Nikon Lens via a de-clicked aperture ring adapter to MFT onto a BlackMagic Pocket Cinema.

I’m pretty much on suicide watch.

Yeah I’m with you!