I want this to go camping with me.

HAMMOND!!!

Black looks better than chrome

I was abducted as a child by a blonde, blue eyed white guy in a dress, but it turns out it was just Jesus coming into my heart. I managed to expel him using the devil’s herb in college.

He looks more like a Kyle to me.

With the “security guards” license plate reader, if there isn’t a clear plate, it won’t read it. Being as he was from Kansas, they only have plates on the back. He had backed into the parking spot, up against the wall. The “guards” never bothered to get out and check the plate. Had they done their job, he would have…

There is a great Netflix documentary about her: The Life and Crimes of Doris Payne. She is the sassy gramma we all want, combined with that jewel thief from the movies, combined with the pitcher who no longer has his fastball but refuses to retire.

Yeah, please fuck off forever. I’ve lived through catastrophic natural disasters. People need to eat and drink clean water. Christ, go jerk yourself off with Atlas Shrugged again, you wretched piece of shit.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Visual approximation of what Jon and Dany’s hypothetical offsrping would look like.

Magnificent, isn’t it?

You’d think so, but people have correctly identified cars from useless pieces like this before. The people here can be pretty damn amazing with their obscure knowledge of cars.

Two reasons:

This is pretty rare. Usually in these videos, it’s the MTA fucking the passengers.

Two best responses to “I don’t see color” I’ve heard-

I have like three racist bones in my body. I’m always complaining about them, but the rest of the bones won’t do anything about it. Two of them are real assholes and one of them is passive aggressive as shit. I don’t know, every time I think about yanking them out the other bones get all protective. Deep down, I…

I’ll fight you.

Hope he has gap insurance.