Lighten up, Francis.

Career Passer Rating Top 10:

You probably have to be a classless hillbilly to take something like wearing a belt with jeans and make it into some sort of masculine issue.

If you have to have a belt with your jeans, you need to stop having your wife buy your clothes. Be a man and buy a pair of jeans that fit.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

More like Andrew Bigot, amirite???

I know when I go into the voting booth I wonder what rich old men who made all their money off free labor would have me do.

One day, when I am remembering some football guys, I will remember Arian Foster. He was a good football guy.

My dad always said it’s not really Gatorade in there, but I had no idea.

C’mon Patrick.....he’s just pouring himself a Budweiser.

I’d make a Washington Foreskins joke, but it doesn’t seem apropos, based on the photo.

Jalen Ramsey Won’t Hesitate To Get Ejected Again

Paul Allen agrees. He was into that whole “Yale Thing.”

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

He asked the ref if it was a first down. The ref told him no. Jamesis doesn’t like taking no for an answer.

The two country divide actually started when Lincoln let the Confederates off the hook after the war and just let them integrate back into society sans any real punishment. There should’ve been trials, hangings, and bannings of Confederate symbols and memorials.

I’m pretty much convinced the Cubs winning it all would be the worst thing to happen in sports Fandom in my lifetime (I’m 31). Do you remember what happened to Boston fans when they won the World Series? Right now Cubs fans are kind of funny and quaint. If they win it all, I just can’t imagine the shit show. Don’t…

This is awful. But if anyone can come back from this, it’s this guy.