I really hope you posted this comment, planning to switch to a burner and make a Ohio State tattoo joke and watch the stars pile up.

I seriously can’t tell if this article is satire. The woman “Danielle” sounds like a complete narcissist who absolutely refuses to accept a sincere apology multiple times, climbs leaps and bounds above the chain of command to the CEO of the company, gets a month paid leave, and comes back expecting what exactly? Did…

I feel no pity for this woman. Not once in the chat log was there anything alluding to rape, just the song. The rape portion of the song wasn’t even what they were joking about. The guy apologized MULTIPLE times, and yet she still felt the need to email Tim Cook (who by the way won’t read this petty crap anyways…

Not only that but the whole point of this moronic stunt was the show the non-using public about the effects of drug use. A quick google search does just that. Hell, haven’t we all seen the meth mugshot timeline? Also, I don’t need to see what cops see. That’s why I’m not a cop.

It’s worse than that. I think the cops are trying to say “Look at what we deal with every day, aren’t we heroes? Don’t you feel bad for us?” They are using a child’s circumstance to elevate themselves, that is highly cynical.

It has always bugged the shit out of me that these cops stopped to take a picture instead of fucking helping them instantly. INSTANTLY. That child should have INSTANTLY been removed from that car and that situation and his grandparents should have been INSTANTLY assessed for overdose. Why in the fuck did they take…

I assumed the guy in the picture was Rand Getlin until I got to the bottom of the article and the line about the meme, and now I will go back to not knowing who or what a Rand Getlin is.

Cells don’t have a gender.

Wow it’s not just Jared Fogle knocking out teeth with his balls

Too bad Matt’s sister-in-law doesn't do the same

Imagine knowing that there were children being enslaved out there and being like, “You know what, I shouldn’t talk about this to all these reporters, it might distract them from their rightful focus on Matt Hasselbeck.”

Because “Antonio Brown” has like 7 guitar solos and Josh Norman just bought his first Squier Stratocaster 16 months ago and he’s still learning his scales. He can do “Big Me” by Foo Fighters, though.

this is your only good kinja

I’m not surprised that Wilson is team All-Lives, but I’m disappointed that Sherman is too. You’d think that a guy like Sherman, who himself has been the target of bigoted criticisms for things that white guys get a pass on, would be on the right side of this issue.

Wide deceiver???

Sounds like my ex wife!!!

“it hit me, I should have just went out of bounds and lived to the next play”

I don’t understand this - You practice it and practice it. It’s a fundamental part of the game your whole life. Everyone knows when time is expiring you GET. OUT. OF. BOUNDS.

RIP Harambe

That’s the worst performance of YMCA I’ve ever seen.

The building wasn’t built until 2007, Newman graduated in 2001.