Or maybe they could’ve built an enclosure that it isn’t possible to fall into...

Are you for real? Let me explain why the zoo is at fault. “A 4 year old kid fell into the gorilla enclosure.” That’s all you need to know, right there. There should never be a situation where it is POSSIBLE for a kid to fall into a gorilla enclosure. Parents should not have to worry that their kids need to be…

Actually, it looks worse than that. The few items I saw were priced high in order to claim a deep discount. $35 pair of jeans isn’t a sale...

Actually, it looks worse than that. The few items I saw were priced high in order to claim a deep discount. $35 pair…

Actually, all you “physics geniuses” that are mocking this post and asking if he watched the video, apparently skipped over the video yourselves. This post essentially repeats what the video says at 3:45.

It looked like Larussa wasn’t watching this time. Too bad, it would’ve been funny to see his reaction.

I agree. Either Sdotrog writes for deadspin or over 900 people are trolling him.

I must be missing something. Moderately funny, but 700 stars...? Can someone help me out here?

Actually, the 3 eyed raven should be at the top of your list. Why did he never tell Bran to make sure that white walkers never touch you as that will negate the magic protecting us? Seems like an important detail he neglected to mention. Also, after he touched him and the gig was up, why on earth does Bran and 3 eyed…

Buh bye!

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Hand checking was always illegal, they just didn’t used to call it. Having said that, hand checking should be against the rules, and actually calling it a foul improves the game.

Are you new to earth or just America?

If Vader WASN’T in this movie, I would have lost all faith in the production and not watched it. Not because I have a hard on for Vader, but given the time the movie was set in, for him not to appear in the movie would be inconceivably stupid.

Thankfully the justice system has a different definition of “proof”.

Yeah, because prosecutors always tell the truth. And by always, I mean never

I thought about this a few weeks after getting my echo. Amazon keeps a record of everything I ask Alexa, and Alexa is always listening so does Amazon already have a database of everything the microphone picked up since I turned it on? I assume that someday a murder will occur in the same room as an Echo and we’ll hear…

Thank you, this whole article is absurd. He’s running like a teenage girl in a horror movie and somehow people see a hero...?

What a hero!

Just because the Rockets saw the second round on tv doesn’t mean they made it to the second round...

I hate to be “that guy”, but c’mon! This is an obviously unfair advantage as they ran a shorter distance