The bible advocates killing non-believers too, buddy boy. Christians have killed millions in the name of god.

I just wanted to report back in that several hours later, Balls are still making me giggle. Its kind of relaxing to finally lose my mind.

Thats me right now. This election broke my brain.

So please don’t douche with Listerine or dip your penis in it.

15 minutes later: Looking at youtube on their phones.

en·nui

Hehe.

Meatballs are made from balls.

Hey, I saw that one in the theater!

I heard that when Taft got in the bathtub it raised the water level in the toilet.

2017 isnt going to be better.

I’ll trade you for my polybagged Death of Superman and my Giant-Size Man-Thing.

Mr. Hitler looks like a dick.

Pretty sure Spawn isnt a collectors item... :P

Fuck off, neo-nazis. Fuck off, alt-right and fuck off, Spencer family.

Texas causes me such pericombobulations.

“The reason it works is because Baldwin’s portrayal of Trump is less about plumbing the questionable depths of his mind and more about portraying his physicality, which is great for humor but also slightly distressing when one realizes that this humanizes a dangerous man that really doesn’t deserve it.”

Texas always threatens to secede from the US and never do. Like a moody teenager. If they did secede they would be third world in about a month. 

It also shows that the elections dont need to be rigged or influenced by outside govs to get false results. The system is so broken that it can be manipulated within the rules. Just like trumps/the 1%’s tax loopholes, the rules were bent, but never broken.