Is it getting solipsistic in here or is it just me?

Ennyn Durin Aran Moria. Pedo Mellon a Minno. Im Narvi hain echant. Celebrimbor o Eregion teithant i thiw hin.

Ned is awfully calm for a guy who could barely speak English when he found out the Simpson kids weren't baptised.

He was always the most criminally underused character

But it comes with a free frogurt!

He's a loser, baby.

Although the idea of the Beatles ruining Yoko is vaguely intriguing. He is an avant garde art fan?

The A.V. Club
A bit of a handy.

I was confused about exactly what he was claiming in that scene. If he's claiming that many Canadians almost never lock their doors, even at night, even when nobody's home, then that's a ridiculous claim. But if he's claiming that many Canadians don't lock their doors if somebody is home and it's during the day,…

"So, ElDan, it seems that the argument has been started by the very t-shirt that was said would start it."

I'd love to pick his brain.

Hey, that's a half-truth!

Yes, mothers everywhere love Bill Cosby.

My mom saw Elvis at Niagara Falls and he tried to give her his scarf while he performed, but some fat girl snatched it from her and ran off and my mom almost got kicked out of the concert.

I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges.

I have no medical evidence to back me up, but something happened during the operation that staved off that infection. Something beyond science. Something perhaps from above…

No one is worse than George.

John Cazale

A court prohibited him from assaulting, threatening, or intimidating anyone because of race or national origin

Here in Canada, the CBC has always (for about 20 years, I think) shown Christmas Vacation during prime time in December. And it always included all the swearing, including the fucks. Until about 4 or 5 years ago, when they started editing those out. And that was when I bought the DVD. Screw the CBC!