I like it when there's established lore or rules, and if the characters can figure out these rules they can turn the tables.

Obi-Wan’s story on Tattooine has the element that every good Star Wars film needs: lots and lots of sand.

calling in to talk radio shows to complain about sand people

Ironic, isn't it, that if you'd done that and the police became involved, you'd be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you!

And his great-great-great-great-great grandson is Mr. Lahey.

I only celebrate Bellini Day.

In addition to being a postmaster, I'm a general. And we both know it's the
job of a general to, by God, get things done.

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin' the movie… we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their…

And there were several more Canadians involved than the 0 shown in the movie.

How is the R+J movie an example of adding twists to a story?

"Stay at home mommy to two wonderful boys and my best friend for life."

Billy Mumy was a simple country boy. You might say a cockeyed optimist, who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue.

What is on Saget's shoulder in the top photo?

I sure feel silly now.

That's just the sort of unrealistic, unbelievable symbolism I fear from a show like this. We get it, the character is power-hungry, you don't need to hit us over the head with outrageous things like that to make it obvious to the lowest-common denominator of the audience.

he gets a villain's moll killed because he seduced her into helping him. (Which is in itself a pretty sexist trope, granted.)

Yeah, I always felt bad for the groom and the other wedding guests/participants, because all of the main characters were callous and didn't give a shit about them. The groom is just used as a pawn by The Bride to get what she thinks she wants - a safe, normal life where she can raise her kid away from Bill.

Now, coming up next, the case of the cantankerous old geezer!

I just went from mildly interested in seeing this commercial to being engorged with interest. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

He said a large hole…