My point wasn't that arguing for or against multi-party systems displays ignorance, it was about the common misunderstanding that "parliamentary system" is synonymous with "multi-party system". They're actually completely independent concepts. There are two-party parliamentary systems and multi-party…

In my defence, when I made that comment, I was probably in one of my drunken stupors.

Actually, that might be a good deal for Canada, because Ted Cruz wouldn't get within 30% of winning any election at any level in Canada.

Based solely on your comment here, I am almost certain you are not actually an American, in spite of you referring to Canadians smugly telling "us" stuff.

Choosing senators? Now I've heard everything…

That is his actual excuse.

Yeah, what's wrong with Canadians, pronouncing sorry as 'sorry' instead of 'sairry'.

Cut. It. Out.

I said this elsewhere, but their "Canadian accent" was basically Sarah Palin with fewer "you betcha"s, more "eh"s, and about 20 more IQ points, although that means they were still playing Canadians as slightly slow.

Bobby Moynihan acquitted himself well in the cold open last weekend

This is the Windows 8 of web site interfaces.

OK, so I've figured out how to log in.

Please, please, can we call it a tallywhacker?

Run for fun? What the hell kind of fun is that?

So Aiden is the Frank Grimes of Sex and the City?

NEEEERRRD!

Alexander the Great conquered the known world by age 32; what have I done?

A surprisingly large proportion of the electorate in the City of Toronto agree with you….

But he did hear voices, didn't he? All the little Hulkamaniacs like me, screaming for him to find the strength to overcome his opponent.

That's a joke that's gone from relevant to quickly dated and gradually back to relevant again.