I am Dolly Parton and I AM a pirate. I plunder laundry hampers and leave trails of fur covered clothes as a map all over my territory. My food bowl is my treasure chest and I store all my pilfered make up brushes and hair ties there until they mysteriously disappear in an evil plot by my serving wench.

lbr Snacktaku would write some great car articles.

That second one refers to body hair only and it happens pretty fast.

There was a story recently about a person who changed his name to Bacon Double Cheeseburger. Seems to be working for him. “Hannah Cheeseburger” sounds nice and your kids will be popular in school.

This is exactly how I eat Reese’s, down to the same order. I am concerned.

I was just at the Orlando park in January. Take her on the train and the Gringotts ride. There’s also a kiddy coaster and a couple little theatrical shows on the sidewalk. She’d probably love the sorting hat show right next to the castle. To avoid a meltdown, don’t stand under the dragon statue in Diagon Alley. It…