Hipsters are even weirder:

White people think they own everything. Including our pain, suffering, torture, rape, and subjugation.

It ended so fast because after 10 seconds they were all out of breath.

I was having a bad day yesterday, and that reply was unnecessarily rude of me. Sorry about that. 

Why does she have to be graceful?

Right? I mean, I’ve always hated Mariah’s voice and found her whole dramatic personae to be unbearably grating (until I found out she is bipolar, that is - now I mostly feel bad for her). But I’m not going to come on every post about Mariah Carey to tell people how I don’t think she’s all that and how I’m not a fan…

A lot of the shit she gets is also rooted in the hatred of 'loose women'. 

I agree, I thought it was funny and self-aware. But it must annoy her that she isn’t always held up as a legend, like Prince and Michael Jackson. She did break ground, no denying it.

By the bellies and not for any reason associated with the fight!!

Diabetes mosh pit.

It’s probably because they’re all sticky.

Bats aren’t good enough?

God damn obesity is a fucking PROBLEM in this country... How can you be such big sports fans while never actually playing any sports?!

The video is better if you make believe they’re fighting over the last Bojangles biscuit in a greasy box.

Honestly, Sid, your comments are a legit 30% of the reason I visit this site nowadays. You’re the Babe Ruth of pithy snark internet blog wit (cigars and hookers included, obv)

This would have been settled peacefully if everybody had been armed.

Nah, that other group was wearing cargo shorts and Under Armor shirts with wrap-around sunglasses. This one is wearing cargo shorts and cotton t-shirts with wrap-around sunglasses. Totally different aesthetic.

You know these parents were pissed- it looks like they ALL got up from their mobility scooters for the fight.

What terrible roll models!

The snack-bar franchise at that field must be a fucking gold mine.