“...now I don’t even want to go to the interview or I want to say something super snarky about it in the interview even though that person would have nothing to do with this dumbass program.”

As Tom Brady awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a baby cockroach.

The clown car is tipping over.

It’s getting so you don’t know who’s using the word moran ironically anymore, or even when a right-winger’s sign has been photoshopped.

For the record, I wouldn’t come to Deadspin if it was only sports. I enjoy good writing and comedy on multiple topics.

Role reversal. My wife screams obscenities at the television every time DJT appears on the screen. And that is not like her. So yeah, his presidency is hard on her.

Perhaps it will become the new normal in the sense that we will know that America is not a magical place in which incompetent and inexperienced lying braggarts can’t get voted president. And remember it in the next election.

I think this was just the Republicans messin’ with Sasquatch for laffs. There was no legitimate purpose to invoking Rule 19. The statements in the King letter were germane to the question of Sessions’ confirmation.

“If anyone attended a so-called school before 1980, when this Department didn’t even exist, then obviously they are uneducated.”

“It didn’t help that Hillary’s big plan...” What’s the point of this Monday morning quarterbacking? It’s OT and the election is over. The question now is how to keep pressure on DeVos and Republicans, and motivate people who appreciate public education and science teaching, so that American education won’t further…

To be precise, it’s the thing a source in the WH remembered that Trump was offended by. And that a journalist thought was newsworthy.

Right, but “blow a casket” is a funny image. More like what Richard Nixon is preparing to do when he comes back to the White House with vengeance on his mind.

Steve Bannon looks like 4 in the afternoon of the mental health day you took off from your dead-end job and spent watching “Battleship” three times in a row because you were too enervated to change the channel.

Paraphrasing: “What if you’re a liberal Pats fan from Boston... what do you do?”

“...it seemed like 9/11 kicked all of this into high gear.”

I’m not sure we enhance our credibility with our congresspersons by calling and faxing to warn them of a coup. If a coup is coming they will know it before we do. If they don’t know it, they won’t trust warnings from Henny Penny. What we can tell them is how we feel about things that have already happened and been…

Once he becomes a convict and an ex-con he’ll be on the list of people he hates. No doubt he’ll edit the list.

On the one hand, I would love an investigation into illegal voting that would look at votes for Trump as well as for Clinton. But on the other hand... there are estimated to be about 12 million undocumented immigrants in the country and Trump thinks 3 to 5 million of them voted illegally. Between 25% and 40% of…

“You obviously haven’t attempted to understand why Trump won and why his educated republican fan base remains hidden in the shadows.”

The Northeast may not have been the best place for his inauguration. But that’s where the capital of the country is. Sad.