I’m with Bill. When I had a back injury last year I could hardly walk but I could cycle 50 miles. I never wanted to get off the thing. Raised handlebars are key.

Trump will be supported in every way by his staff. He will adjust to living in the White House the way other people adjust to 4 years in the Big House. Eventually he will fall into the rhythm of attending meetings, pretending to understand, and selecting one choice out of the three presented to him on any issue — the…

Meet your fellow Americans, even in the reddest states. Take the time to talk to them about things other than politics. Be polite. Learn something and leave a good impression.

I resent being called a dumbass but even more than that I resent being told that Hillary was fucking awful. She ran with grace, intelligence and organization. She won the popular vote. She was up against a cartoon villain with a disorganized campaign and the political equivalent of a get-rich-quick scheme. People fall…

They’re 30, not 13 or even 20. At some point people are adults and complaining about age differences in other people’s relationships is just ageism.

“Can’t find a silver lining anywhere...”

One biographer suggested he might actually have been in love with Alice’s mother but that it was less scandalous for him to hang around with a young girl than a married woman. Alice was a way to be near the person he loved.

I don’t have anything to say about Beck except that he sold a lot of gold to rubes based on a combination of bad economic prognostication and profit-proof investment vehicle, so you might as well leave me in the grays.

Even if it just said “Don’t punch women or people who are smaller and weaker than you.”

Why does it have to be gendered? Can’t it just look like a Dust-Buster?

Joe Blow.

Without actually knowing any facts, I am going to theorize that they keep getting paid their base salary. In other words, if your base salary is 100K and by July you’ve earned 60K in overtime, you continue to get your salary for the rest of the year but no overtime.

Quadpole mentioned money laundering for terrorists but perhaps this was a different kind -- money laundering for drug dealers who get cash and need to turn it into checks. She could have issued checks from her made up business’s account, grossed up with the money she got from the sorority, and taken drug dealer cash…

So, not Top Cat?

I can see why people might not have believed this story. There’s just way too much going on.

“Do Trump and his surrogates not realize that constantly defending against these accusations actually hurts him?”

Led-piped it.

Mmmmm... the Wendy’s girl. She always left me wanting more. Gone, I think?

She’s a child who doesn’t want recently divorced mom to go out and have any fun. Then at the end (spoiler alert), after she gets used to not being irritable, she sees how cute mom’s new boyfriend is and urges her to go for it. Awwww!

I realize you’re a troll who doesn’t need to keep a scorecard but here’s mine on DJT: