A pantsuit can crush PATRIOTS.

"There was a fokker to the left of me and another fokker to the right."

I'm glad I didn't have to be the one to explain Immaculate Conception. There was a woman dressed as a nun in lower Manhattan who went around with a wooden bowl begging for St. Joseph's Orphanage. One day I asked her to explain Immaculate Conception to me. She started talking about the Virgin Birth and I told her she…