They needed a donor heart.

And conveniently we all know Bodø has got a good long runway.... http://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/that-time-an-s…

Carl Edwards is a bully, bad sport, and all-around POS. He did the same sort of stuff to Kenseth while both were at Roush, even threatening to punch (and almost connecting) Kenseth. Were it not for the present camera crew to witness it all, Edwards would've popped him.

Very cool Bronco, but I’d have to vote for this one for the coolest. It’s the water, and a lot more.

Nuke Laloosh would have announced his presence with authority.

Aesthetically pleasing Bundt:

Captain archer?

Plus, he was the world’s greatest secret agent. Before and after he was a coke dealer for a while.

When Cactus Jack and Terry Funk realize something is out of hand…something is out of hand.

ESPN is the same company that produces SportsCenter with Scott Van Pelt and First Take. Different people in charge produce different results.

Er.......um...... uuuuhhhhhh...............SPLUNGE!!!!

Perhaps you need to calibrate your sarcasm meter? I literally linked to that...

The team couldn’t pay him a coaching salary as a player-coach (it’s prohibited by the CBA). And LeBron doesn’t work for free. He will undermine someone else’s work for free, but that’s just his hobby.

I 100% do not think this is a joke and I have not for a real long time, this shit is fucking terrifying

He was concussed. No question. Wasn’t intentional. I know hockey. Believe me. I know. I watch the best hockey.

Small school? I’d say Texas Southern is more aptly described as an HBCU.

No, they all drive white F150s. Don't be ridiculous.

may we all have the opportunity to retire as millionaires in our late 30's because things didn’t go exactly our way

...Of America.

“Wait, why isn’t my side supporting me anymore? Why won’t they believe me when the evid—ohhhhhhhh.”